2.11.2009

Good News: That Busted Doomsday Machine That Can Destroy The World Is Finally Working Again


The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva is set to go back online.
The LHC of course gained its infamy in September of 2008 when critics of the $6 billion particle accelerator theorized that device could possibly create a mini-black hole that could expand into Earth-eating proportions.
Naturally, the level-headed scientists the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) which operated the LCH published a safety report ruling out the possibility of such a cataclysmic event occurring.
Of course, the doomsday device the proceeded to overheat and break down just a few days later.
This time, however, the experts have re-reassured the planet’s population that everything will be A-OK.
Which would make us feel better if The Titanic were not deemed “unsinkable” by its designers, only to sink to the bottom of the ocean on its maiden voyage.
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